Music: Comedy.


Country Jogger

Little Britley

From “Slick”

Calliope Theme


The Taxmen

The Butterfly Effect


Solo Work

From “Slick”

Comedy Songs


(is gonna save me).

Hesser and Darke’s

House of Nutters.

It seems to me.

Saddam, bad man.

The Bush Tango.

The Stinky Pants Fairy.



The Stinky-Pants Fairy.


Jesus (is gonna save me)

Written for Shotgun TV, 1997.

A jolly and heart-warming Christian song that is in no way offensive in the extreme.  Honest.


Listen to song.


From Little Britley:

Written for Khaotik, 1998 & 2001.

Two songs from the animated pilot “Little Britley on the Water”.  First hear Michael Hesaltine sing with Ken Clarke about their newest post-retirement earner: the privatised lunatic asylum (May not be actual politician’s voices).  Then hear some alien country and western with a not so hidden message to our caring government.  I’m the voice on the first one, and the elegant Lorna Forsythe comes over all Tammy Wynette on the second.


Listen to “Hesser and Darke’s House of Nutters.”

Listen to “It Seems to Me”.

View Video Clips from Little Britley.


“Saddam, bad man” and “The Bush Tango”

From “Slick”, 1992-1995.

Two of many pastiche songs used throughout the first half of “Slick”, a musical about the first Gulf War, to put over the politics in an amusing way. 


Listen to Saddam, Bad Man.

Listen to The Bush Tango.


The Stinky-Pants Fairy.

Still in Development.

Re-inventing fairies for a new millennium, this song is from an upcoming children’s book, currently undergoing orchestration for an accompanying CD and children’s West End musical.


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